Calling all Mums (Moms for you overseas people)
Hello! Oscar calling. I just wanted to have a little chat to you about the meeces.
Yes I know that you have bought them in the past, ........ Yes I know they were chewed up and ripped into bits, but you have to understand. It is like chocolate for us. We need it. We need fresh meeces all the time. Honest we do. That old mousey just won't do.
Please, just listen for a second....... No , don't hang up......
Ok - still there? Good.
Please buy more meeces. Lovely fresh meeces with catnip and a little rattle inside. sweet smelling meeces that taste divine......
ok - um, Thanks for listening. I just need to go find one of my meeces now and get a little fix.
OK ok - I know I have a problem - but I am dealing with it - okay?
Thanks again for listening - and remember, Buy more meeces!
Catch you soon,