The importance of top quality food

Dear Mum and Dad,

I know you are economising. I know lately it has been a little tough, what with both cars dying and having to be replaced. I know you have had a lot of stress, and all the bills seem to come at once.

But under no circumstances should my dry food change. Do you know what happens when you try to mix in my premium quality dry food with the much cheaper plain brand variety?

Well I will show you: When you mix my fabulous, mouth watering, succulant, tasty dry food in with that cardboard replica plain brand stuff - I scatter it all over the floor, selectively picking out the good stuff and leaving the crap all over the floor for Mum to pick up later and throw out.

So I will reiterate - NO MORE CRAPPY PLAIN BRAND CARDBOARD TASTING CRAP! Only premium brand for me in the future.

Don't you understand? I have whiskers to maintain!

Yours sincerely (albeit a little peed off),

Oscar.